the-almighty-sand said:((lizards have two dicks actually))
you know what they say
two dicks are better than one
"W-wait, that’s worse! Don’t! Oh god n-" Pain struck him, trying to run somewhere to hide while the magic took effect. He quivered and shivered, basically everything was changing, that was like all of his non human parts.
He hissed, opening his eyes to try and see the changes. Oh god, his wings weren’t warm and feathery anymore, just leathery and rough, a bat’s- and dear god, he was feeling scales. “I feel so cold…”
"OKAY. I’M NOT SAFE ANYWHERE."
[worried] “What are you talking about?!”
"I don’t want to talk about it."
"Are you sure?"
"Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone."
"Oh really? Good. This might take a while… Basically when I was young, I was abducted and taken away from my family for experimentation purposes, skip all this obvious bullshit, I destroy some guys garden, probably still on his death list, blah blah, then right now I just realized I was taken by Targent, so I have to get back on the run; again."